"...just 1 and a half airplanes to depart ahead of us..."
from Jes, looking out of the airplane window at a lot of swamp, after four hours of airport:
"so, this is Florida..."
from a flight attendant to Julie, while serving the meal:
"be careful with your computer, I don't want to spill beef on an apple..."
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Sights and sounds ONLY to be seen on a trip with 16 women of varying ages...
~ 12 hair wraps in 3 days
~ stuffed animals and special blankies
~ cuddling: in a chair, on the floor, on the couch...
~ friendship pins and bracelets
~ screaming when the light flickers
~ screaming when the bus hits a big bump
~ oohing and ahhing over every single dog seen...numbering well into the 300's
~ daughters embarrassed by their mothers
~ mothers competing to see who can be most embarrassing
~ collective washroom visits numbering well beyond 50 daily
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"It's the altitude..."
~ At 9,000 ft (the altitude we were at in Quito) people can experience some strange effects such as breathlessness, lightheadedness, and fatigue. Here are some things that happened on our trip:
~ Many of us were breathless after a flight of steps. This, of course, was NOT due to the fact that we were out of shape.
No, "it's the altitude..."
~ A couple people were chagrined to find out they had paid too much for market purchases.
"It's the altitude..."
~ Cindy's glasses fell apart for no apparent reason, but we all knew what it was...
"the altitude!"
~ Sometimes someone would forget midstream what she was saying...
"It's the altitude!"
~ The cracks and dips in the sidewalks were determined to see us trip and fall.
Must be the altitude.
~ One day in the hotel hallway, Monica said, "I wish these lights worked."
"They do," I replied, flipping the switch. "Cool, eh?"
Definitely the altitude!
~ Madeline couldn't understand why I wouldn't open the door of our hotel room for her; Lois couldn't figure out why her key wouldn't work in the door of her room; until they both realized they were on the wrong floor.
It must have been the altitude! :)






































